A US senator died and went to heaven. So there's this barber in a small town Well we have a special deal for you! You boil the hell out of it. He was cruising in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion. He kicks off his sandals stands up and leaps over the side of the boa Why can't milk wear sandals?
As the man, in scrubs and sandals, disappears again the nurses look at each other in disbelief, one says: Moses says "I wonder if I still got it? There were two thieves who were also being crucified next to Jesus. One cannibal says How do you make holy water? What kind of sandals does a person with 2 left feet wear?